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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 11:07
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Originally posted by smarti22 smarti22 wrote:

An LLC?  Really?  Have you filed an 8832 election along with your W-9 and California form 590?  Otherwise, we have to withhold.
you'll need to speak with SLOD's accountant. mr sowartha, of the zimbabwe national trust fund. i'm sure you've received his letter regarding our financial windfall.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 11:16
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Originally posted by jabberwock jabberwock wrote:


Originally posted by smarti22 smarti22 wrote:

An LLC?  Really?  Have you filed an 8832 election along with your W-9 and California form 590?  Otherwise, we have to withhold.
you'll need to speak with SLOD's accountant. mr sowartha, of the zimbabwe national trust fund. i'm sure you've received his letter regarding our financial windfall.


I've taken part of our windfall to claim our brittish lottery winnings

good thinking. we'll double our money in no time.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 11:28
Jay, after saving all my change from coffee on my way to work, I have $21.60 in nickels and dimes. I've been wondering what to do with them. Please accept them in exchange for 86.4 questions. Also, I need a receipt.

1. What day is it?
2. Do you have the time?
3. What is your typing speed?
4. What is the density of water?
5. When is Natalia due?
6. Have you ever operated heavy machinery?
7. Have you ever driven a Bentley?
8. Paperclips or staples?
9. Have you ever been asked if you believe in evolution?
10. Ever tipped over a Porta-potty?
11. When is the last time you smoked a cigarette?
12. What's the last thing you fixed?
13. Are you taller than most characters at Disney Land?
14. Do you own a bicycle?
15. When is the last time you submitted a time sheet?
16. Can you recycle McCain french fry bags?
17. Hot pie or room temp?
18. Is there such thing as a stupid question?
19. Have you seen oil go down on gravel roads for dust control?
20. Average End Area Volume or Total Station?
21. Number pad or keyboard numbers?
22. Lotus or Excel?
23. AutoCAD or Photoshop?
24. Calculator or 'in your head' calculation?
25. Shoes or flip flops?
26. Does the American Food Guide suggest fast food?
27. Do you eat fast food?
28. What would the world be like if Natalia had never picked up a paint brush?
29. Is wireless internet causing health problems?
30. Tap water or filtered?
31. Highest note you can sing?
32. Lowest?
33. White board or chalk board?
34. Are Converse shoes really Nike's child labour product?
35. Do you ride a motorbike?
36. Scooter ever?
37. What age do Americans start to receive Old Age Security?
38. When is the last time you saw Graffin's son?
39. Favorite venue in Vancouver to play at?
40. When will you be playing in Vancouver?
41. Calgary?
42. Edmonton?
43. Seattle?
44. Portland?
45. CTRL+C or right-click/copy?
46. Quality or quantity?
47. Is there a BR song you find is a drag to play?
48. Worst thing about sound boards?
49. Laser or Ink Jet?
50. Ever had a boss with no concept of the time it should take to perform your work?
51. Hypoallergenic or perfumed skin products?
52. Rainblo bubble gum or Hubba Bubba?
53. Double Bubble or Bazooka Joe?
54. How many seconds are in 545.26 days?
55. Camping at a resort or at a logging camp?
56. RV?
57. Have you ever kept a journal?
58. If so, can I read it?
59. Is road rage a factor in your life?
60. Custom surf board or off the rack?
61. Would you wear a BRpage tee on stage?
62. What do you think about automatic tipping at restaurants?
63. What are you doing here?
64. What is the greatest invention?
65. Can you tell a crow from a raven?
66. Predicted number of hidden treasures in your mother's garage?
67. What's your opinion on salespeople at your door?
68. JW's?
69. Is there any part of you that hurts after surfing?
70. Outside of punk rock band members, is it okay for a couple to be 13 years apart?
71. Does some superstitious belief control some of what you do sometimes?
72.  What is your opinion on non-dairy creamers?
73. Who is the funniest person you know?
74. Carpet or hardwood?
75. Has linoleum ever supported your head?
76. If life had a slogan, what would it be?
77. Would you consider singing Hipster Killers?
78. What do you miss about Canada?
79. Did your family have a 'burning barrel' when you were growing up?
80. When, exactly, did you grow up?
81. Have you ever had so many questions at once?
82. Sweatshirts with thumb holes: yes or no?
83. Since copying & lying is a good chunk of my work, do I have a chance?
84. What is your most prized award?
85. Speedos at the beach are ________.
86. How many people have you "dated"?
86.4 Is there. . .
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 11:41

Must be a slow work day ...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 11:44
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Must be a slow work day ...


50. Ever had a boss with no concept of the time it should take to perform your work?
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Originally posted by civalien civalien wrote:

Originally posted by SayYourPrayers SayYourPrayers wrote:

Must be a slow work day ...


50. Ever had a boss with no concept of the time it should take to perform your work?

Thankfully, yes...
Well madness reigned and paradise drowned...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 16:05
Originally posted by jabberwock jabberwock wrote:

Originally posted by Incarnadine Incarnadine wrote:

 
Looking at google maps now, there is no longer maxwell street near the river, it is actually pretty close to me 1-2 miles at best lol.



I guess that really is like walking distance of the river, since its near where pawnee curves off.  Seems so far away on maps lol.  

How long did you live here before you moved to the coast lol?

Also re-looked, and Maxwell is one of those streets that starts, stops, and then starts again, sparsely at small sections.  Those are confusing lol.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 19:12
Originally posted by civalien civalien wrote:

Jay, after saving all my change from coffee on my way to work, I have $21.60 in nickels and dimes. I've been wondering what to do with them. Please accept them in exchange for 86.4 questions. Also, I need a receipt.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 19:36
Originally posted by civalien civalien wrote:

Jay, after saving all my change from coffee on my way to work, I have $21.60 in nickels and dimes. I've been wondering what to do with them. Please accept them in exchange for 86.4 questions. Also, I need a receipt.

1. What day is it?
2. Do you have the time?
3. What is your typing speed?
4. What is the density of water?
5. When is Natalia due?
6. Have you ever operated heavy machinery?
7. Have you ever driven a Bentley?
8. Paperclips or staples?
9. Have you ever been asked if you believe in evolution?
10. Ever tipped over a Porta-potty?
11. When is the last time you smoked a cigarette?
12. What's the last thing you fixed?
13. Are you taller than most characters at Disney Land?
14. Do you own a bicycle?
15. When is the last time you submitted a time sheet?
16. Can you recycle McCain french fry bags?
17. Hot pie or room temp?
18. Is there such thing as a stupid question?
19. Have you seen oil go down on gravel roads for dust control?
20. Average End Area Volume or Total Station?
21. Number pad or keyboard numbers?
22. Lotus or Excel?
23. AutoCAD or Photoshop?
24. Calculator or 'in your head' calculation?
25. Shoes or flip flops?
26. Does the American Food Guide suggest fast food?
27. Do you eat fast food?
28. What would the world be like if Natalia had never picked up a paint brush?
29. Is wireless internet causing health problems?
30. Tap water or filtered?
31. Highest note you can sing?
32. Lowest?
33. White board or chalk board?
34. Are Converse shoes really Nike's child labour product?
35. Do you ride a motorbike?
36. Scooter ever?
37. What age do Americans start to receive Old Age Security?
38. When is the last time you saw Graffin's son?
39. Favorite venue in Vancouver to play at?
40. When will you be playing in Vancouver?
41. Calgary?
42. Edmonton?
43. Seattle?
44. Portland?
45. CTRL+C or right-click/copy?
46. Quality or quantity?
47. Is there a BR song you find is a drag to play?
48. Worst thing about sound boards?
49. Laser or Ink Jet?
50. Ever had a boss with no concept of the time it should take to perform your work?
51. Hypoallergenic or perfumed skin products?
52. Rainblo bubble gum or Hubba Bubba?
53. Double Bubble or Bazooka Joe?
54. How many seconds are in 545.26 days?
55. Camping at a resort or at a logging camp?
56. RV?
57. Have you ever kept a journal?
58. If so, can I read it?
59. Is road rage a factor in your life?
60. Custom surf board or off the rack?
61. Would you wear a BRpage tee on stage?
62. What do you think about automatic tipping at restaurants?
63. What are you doing here?
64. What is the greatest invention?
65. Can you tell a crow from a raven?
66. Predicted number of hidden treasures in your mother's garage?
67. What's your opinion on salespeople at your door?
68. JW's?
69. Is there any part of you that hurts after surfing?
70. Outside of punk rock band members, is it okay for a couple to be 13 years apart?
71. Does some superstitious belief control some of what you do sometimes?
72.  What is your opinion on non-dairy creamers?
73. Who is the funniest person you know?
74. Carpet or hardwood?
75. Has linoleum ever supported your head?
76. If life had a slogan, what would it be?
77. Would you consider singing Hipster Killers?
78. What do you miss about Canada?
79. Did your family have a 'burning barrel' when you were growing up?
80. When, exactly, did you grow up?
81. Have you ever had so many questions at once?
82. Sweatshirts with thumb holes: yes or no?
83. Since copying & lying is a good chunk of my work, do I have a chance?
84. What is your most prized award?
85. Speedos at the beach are ________.
86. How many people have you "dated"?
86.4 Is there. . .

i'll have you know i answered each and every question and the brpage ate them. that will be an additional $7.25
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i really need to remember to copy shit before i hit "post"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04/04/2012 at 21:27
Originally posted by jabberwock jabberwock wrote:


i'll have you know i answered each and every question and the brpage ate them. that will be an additional $7.25

Somewhere up in the 40s I was gonna ask if you ever lost everything on a file. Didn't wanna know the answer, if it was yes. Sometimes, it's a big, big deal. Anyway, it will take me 49 working days to come up with $7.25 from my change for coffee. It's looking like June 28th. I'll be left with a dime, which will be nice.
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Originally posted by civalien civalien wrote:

Jay, after saving all my change from coffee on my way to work, I have $21.60 in nickels and dimes. I've been wondering what to do with them. Please accept them in exchange for 86.4 questions. Also, I need a receipt.

1. What day is it?
2. Do you have the time?
3. What is your typing speed?
4. What is the density of water?
5. When is Natalia due?
6. Have you ever operated heavy machinery?
7. Have you ever driven a Bentley?
8. Paperclips or staples?
9. Have you ever been asked if you believe in evolution?
10. Ever tipped over a Porta-potty?
11. When is the last time you smoked a cigarette?
12. What's the last thing you fixed?
13. Are you taller than most characters at Disney Land?
14. Do you own a bicycle?
15. When is the last time you submitted a time sheet?
16. Can you recycle McCain french fry bags?
17. Hot pie or room temp?
18. Is there such thing as a stupid question?
19. Have you seen oil go down on gravel roads for dust control?
20. Average End Area Volume or Total Station?
21. Number pad or keyboard numbers?
22. Lotus or Excel?
23. AutoCAD or Photoshop?
24. Calculator or 'in your head' calculation?
25. Shoes or flip flops?
26. Does the American Food Guide suggest fast food?
27. Do you eat fast food?
28. What would the world be like if Natalia had never picked up a paint brush?
29. Is wireless internet causing health problems?
30. Tap water or filtered?
31. Highest note you can sing?
32. Lowest?
33. White board or chalk board?
34. Are Converse shoes really Nike's child labour product?
35. Do you ride a motorbike?
36. Scooter ever?
37. What age do Americans start to receive Old Age Security?
38. When is the last time you saw Graffin's son?
39. Favorite venue in Vancouver to play at?
40. When will you be playing in Vancouver?
41. Calgary?
42. Edmonton?
43. Seattle?
44. Portland?
45. CTRL+C or right-click/copy?
46. Quality or quantity?
47. Is there a BR song you find is a drag to play?
48. Worst thing about sound boards?
49. Laser or Ink Jet?
50. Ever had a boss with no concept of the time it should take to perform your work?
51. Hypoallergenic or perfumed skin products?
52. Rainblo bubble gum or Hubba Bubba?
53. Double Bubble or Bazooka Joe?
54. How many seconds are in 545.26 days?
55. Camping at a resort or at a logging camp?
56. RV?
57. Have you ever kept a journal?
58. If so, can I read it?
59. Is road rage a factor in your life?
60. Custom surf board or off the rack?
61. Would you wear a BRpage tee on stage?
62. What do you think about automatic tipping at restaurants?
63. What are you doing here?
64. What is the greatest invention?
65. Can you tell a crow from a raven?
66. Predicted number of hidden treasures in your mother's garage?
67. What's your opinion on salespeople at your door?
68. JW's?
69. Is there any part of you that hurts after surfing?
70. Outside of punk rock band members, is it okay for a couple to be 13 years apart?
71. Does some superstitious belief control some of what you do sometimes?
72.  What is your opinion on non-dairy creamers?
73. Who is the funniest person you know?
74. Carpet or hardwood?
75. Has linoleum ever supported your head?
76. If life had a slogan, what would it be?
77. Would you consider singing Hipster Killers?
78. What do you miss about Canada?
79. Did your family have a 'burning barrel' when you were growing up?
80. When, exactly, did you grow up?
81. Have you ever had so many questions at once?
82. Sweatshirts with thumb holes: yes or no?
83. Since copying & lying is a good chunk of my work, do I have a chance?
84. What is your most prized award?
85. Speedos at the beach are ________.
86. How many people have you "dated"?
86.4 Is there. . .

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Jay how does it feel to be apart of the greatest band on the planet?

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Jay how does it feel to be apart of the greatest band on the planet?

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i'm not sure. i'll call fat mike and ask him


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