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    Posted: 04/04/2012 at 00:52

It can be hard to find some lovin'
we've all been there once or twice
But you get by with what you can
you find some way to pass the time

It can be hard to face the truth
We all know how it hurts
But if you want to touch the youth
Just go and join the church

The stakes are pretty high
yes you could lose all you've got
But the state looks pretty favourably
upon those working for god

And it can be hard to gather proof
That anyone was ever hurt
So if you want to seduce the youth
Just go and join the church
he who fucks nuns will later join the church.
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haha, nice.
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don't join a church, join the army!
Christmas Halford is watching you all year every year.
I have a way with words like pedophiles have a way with children, consequently I'm not allowed within 500 feet of a bookstore or library.
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But I just left the church... Seven years ago...
Sometimes It Feels Like... *?!%+!*#@+¤
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Originally posted by GillesDeRiceKrispies GillesDeRiceKrispies wrote:

don't join a church, join the army!

Because the president believes in god, like all good soldiers should.


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I sat in awe of somebody (who joined the church last year) when she stated:
1. I do not believe in evolution.
2. How can a human with our small minds figure out something like how we came to be?


Edited by civalien - 04/04/2012 at 21:39
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Originally posted by civalien civalien wrote:

I sat in awe of somebody (who joined the church last year) when she stated:
1. I do not believe in evolution.
2. How can a human with our small minds figure out something like how we came to be?

I would ask her how can humans with their small minds not grow tolerance to the idea of heaven or hell?  In other words how can it be eternal bliss or suffering when your mind will just grow accustomed to it and not feel either way?
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Originally posted by Incarnadine Incarnadine wrote:

Originally posted by civalien civalien wrote:

I sat in awe of somebody (who joined the church last year) when she stated:
1. I do not believe in evolution.
2. How can a human with our small minds figure out something like how we came to be?

I would ask her how can humans with their small minds not grow tolerance to the idea of heaven or hell?  In other words how can it be eternal bliss or suffering when your mind will just grow accustomed to it and not feel either way?


Well if He's all-powerful and all-seeing, surely He can make you all-suffering?
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totally read that in the singer from Husker Du's voice
Christmas Halford is watching you all year every year.
I have a way with words like pedophiles have a way with children, consequently I'm not allowed within 500 feet of a bookstore or library.
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