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    Posted: 10/02/2017 at 10:25
my nicotine dream's
got me gurgling listerine 
i want to introduce her to my mother  
but she's barely fifteen
so when i’ve got the means
we'll elope overseas 
and i’ll show her there what it's like
to grow up with lung disease

cause i care about her health
and i want to see her thrive 
but with the way she inhales 
she won't see past twenty-five

and i like to show affection 
but she tests the limits of my fun
like when were done making out 
and there's no taste left on my tongue

yes my nicotine dream's
got me gurgling listerine 
i want to kiss her everywhere
but she's really not that clean
and when i’ve got some weed
i always share it and she's pleased 
but we all know psychoactives’
aren't that healthy in your teens 

and i care about her future 
i want to see her grow up old
but she's so fucking obnoxious 
and never does what she's told

which is exactly how i want her
at the end of the night 
but it's got disastrous consequences 
for the remainder of her life

and my nicotine dream's
got me gurgling listerine 
someday i wanna have some kids
but she's really not that keen
and no matter what i do it seems
my best efforts go unseen
i try to educate her on emphysema 
but she doesn't really know what it means

when I take her to the club 
she just looks old enough 
and when she shows her fake ID
i still get a little rush 

in this modern day police state
you're better safe than taking risks
but to me that never applied
when it came to things like this

and now my nicotine dream's
got the cops on the scene  
i want her to move in
but it'll be the death of me
so when I've got the green
we'll elope overseas 
to a country where it's legal
to have fun at fifteen.
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Stay clever, don't be the next butt she flicks off in the street.

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my attorney has advised me to let any concerned citizens or potential law enforcement officers know that the above poem is a work of fiction and any resemblance to any real girlfriends, fuck-buddies or one-nighters i may have had, may currently have, or may have in the future, is purely coincidental and i understand if youre jealous.
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I need to hear these lyrics sung over music. Good stuff. A grimier, punk rock version of Nabakov's Lolita story.
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Originally posted by Moonshineman Moonshineman wrote:

I need to hear these lyrics sung over music.

me too man, me too.
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