Notes:
F is A string, 8th fret
C# - A	      4th  
D# - A	      6th  
G# - E        4th  
A# - E        6th  
C  - E        8th  

F	      D#                 F
Stranded in a life in which your struggle for 

G#		A#	     C
acceptance is a never-ending chore,

F		   D#		    F
Upbraided for your actions past and present 

    G#		 A#	      C
and rewarded for ideas of the future's bright open door,

    F		    
The henchman is the human analogue of the 

D# 	  F         G#                         A#		   C
suffering multitudes who like gooddogs sit and lick for their reward,

   C#   G#   D#          C# G#     D#
So what good advice have I got for you 

   C#        G#		D#
To insure against your likely metamorphosis 

C#        D#   F	D# F G# A# C
into this reprobate?

  F    F D#  F   F   D# F F D# F F
Don't be a henchman, 

D# F   F   D#    F  F  G# D#
Stand on your laurels 

 F  F     D#     F   F      G#                   D#             F   F D#   
Do what no one else does and praise the good of other men for good man's 

F F D# F F D# F F 
sake,

	 G#        D#          A#		 F
And when everyone else in the world follows your lead 

 C#		 G#     D#           A#
(although a cold day in hell it will surely be),

     F#		 	 C# 	     G#      D#
That is when the entire world shall live in harmony....

F F#D F F G# D# F F D#F F G# D#

Watch out!
G#(11 fr.) D# F
G# D# F