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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote loobear Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10/23/2013 at 19:45
Can someone explain to me what all this tim business is about?
The MURDER Police are coming...
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Originally posted by loobear loobear wrote:

Can someone explain to me what all this tim business is about?

Ain't no business like tim business
this was a mistake
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Hark The Herald SOLDSHORT Sings

Vegas nights and endless drinks

Glory to the LA Kings

Jameson and dollar piles,

SOLDSHORT's lunch bill reconciled

Joyful when a puppy dies

Just say anything , he'll sigh

“GTFO!” he proclaims.

All across the USA

Hark! the Doyers they didn't win

Glory to the LA Kings!


Buenos Aires, home of Bort (Religion)

That's where you won't find SOLDSHORT

Nor at lines for shows, they're dumb

Guest list status WTF

Read his signature and see,

This is not reality!

All this Merch won't sell itself

Clear the Staples Center shelves

Hark! the Shargers lose again

Glory to the LA Kings!



Hail The Son of Shaq, Kobe

Kopitar and Mattingly

Strife and blight to all he brings

after losing at gambling

Often wishing you would die

Born that durps no more may cry

Born to raise his cash net worth

Born to-say OH at every turn

Hark! The Lakers bought their rings

Glory to the LA Kings!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SPORK Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10/25/2013 at 20:12
song of the year. brilliant.
I'm not going to stop the wheel
I'm going to break the wheel
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A holiday gift for all
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SOLDSHORT Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10/25/2013 at 21:59
You've done better
THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS NOT REALITY
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knowing you'd say something like that, partial effort brah
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Just the facts ma'am
THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS NOT REALITY THIS IS NOT REALITY
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Supernerdic Supergeeky

Well, am I playing games or could it be games are playing me,
What’s life but a thing to kill or die or lose or reload into?
Online profile, keep saving face
To compete with the PC Master Race

I could go supernerdic supergeeky, games are addictive
Sell me a program that betters it!
When I need to get away, I just boot up and play
That game Oblivion.
Boot up Oblivion yah yah yah yah yah yah ya-ahn...

Pennywise once asked me, where’re the aliens?
Contained right here in my Half-Life 2 Orange Box nice and safe!
My crimes are senseless, theft and murder rewarded with
disturbing behaviour on display.

I could go supernerdic supergeeky, games are systemic.
Sell me a program that betters it!
When I want to get away, I just boot up and play
that game Oblivion

I won’t die, (unless it’s, Dark Souls’s)
It’s distressing (which covenant, to choose from)
When I try (heart pounding, boss battles)
To slaughter things (strategies to kill the hollows)
I just want to win (and not be beaten into the ground)
Dexterity, (Ultra Greatsword, slow thrusting)
Endurance level. (Not enough souls to level up)
This game is misery. (Prepare to die again)

I could go supernerdic supergeeky, games are addictive.
Sell me a program that betters it!
When I want to get away, I just boot up and play
that game Oblivion

Boot up Oblivion yah yah yah yah yah yah ya-ahn...


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Haha not bad not bad at all.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote susu.exp Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05/12/2014 at 08:45
There's a definitorial issue. Playing digital games is geeky, not nerdy. To make that clearer:

True nerds

Dataframe enthusiast
look at that reading it is right off the scale
we´ve got something to discuss
and it´s gonna involve lots of technical details

Can we safely drop those nasty second order terms
Or will our model stop to mirror that which is observed

We´re enticed by rationality
everything is subject to our inquiry
we´re never gonna sate our curiosity
our ignorance´s both blessing and a curse
because we are true Nerds
trying to understand
keep searching till the end

Gotta do a ChiČ test
open up your console, we gotta shift some code
contemplate the randomness
and let´s give the MCMC a go

Can we improve this place with the data that we gather
Do we look like engineers? Applications don´t matter

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Warstub Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05/12/2014 at 14:45
Originally posted by susu.exp susu.exp wrote:

There's a definitorial issue. Playing digital games is geeky, not nerdy. To make that clearer:
Haha, I was actually thinking that not long after posting.
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Hannahthesia (Pulling Teeth)


Everybody's talking about the dentist
Like she traumatises innocent children,
But she looks so sweet and dreamy
It just reeks of toddler treason.
I saw her right there, patting the dental chair
Like an angel on a mission
But when the local hit my face
Something numb and dumb came over me, yeah.

Hannahthesia, Pulling Teetha,
I've got a bleeding gum, here comes the needle.
I'll always love her, despite the terror
The cops will never get my dental records.
HannaaaaarrrrrrggghHHHH!!!
(took, teeth, with, me, in, a, plastic, bag)
Two bad molars so damn stubborn!

I remember her face that Autumn day
When we joked about the beautiful time to come,
And that crazy old nurse who came and broke
Our dentist-patient chemistry.
Been hanging on for dear life, to the arm rest at my side
Like a love-struck mouse wondering why the cat got my tongue
But I still love her now as she goes in for extraction.

Hannahthesia, Pulling Teetha,
I've got a bleeding gum, here come the forceps.
I'll always love her, despite the terror
The cops will never get my dental records.
HannaaaaarrrrrrggghHHHH!!!
(took, teeth, with, me, in, a, plastic, bag)
Two bad molars pulled to heaven!




True story.
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My Warranty

When the offer's not bad, and you want to drive home
Am i qualified, for low interest loans?
Now is the time, to negotiate a price 
....So should i get something brand new, used or certified? 
 
It's all confusing...

My warranty, My warranty
It's only good through,  20-23
This car dealership, is also giving me 
Oil changes and scented trees
What else should i know? Are there hidden fees...
It's all a trap.

When my phone died last June, I felt so aggrieved
But it turned out in fact, I checked my receipts.
Amazon Prime, offered one year redemption  
From the date of sale my Samsung phone was safe from malfunction  
With conditions...

My warranty, My warranty
It sounds like a ruse,  until you're in need
A drop of the phone, sharp on concrete, send for repair or get one for free 
Things won't be so bad, boy i feel relieved. I'm glad I have, my dear warranty

Sometimes there's a sane reason... to invest in one

Oh My warranty My warranty
Exclusions apply, expressed guarantee
Just read the fine print, Paragraph Three
Limitations of liability
Some jurisdictions will void remedy
Legal, binding, and stat-u-tory
Non-Transferrable, there's so much to read...
You're all I have, My dear warranty...


Edited by frod79 - 04/07/2020 at 18:41
"Some claim there was no great shoeman in the sky, others say the answer won't be known until the other shoe drops" - Al Bundy
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If you're up for it....
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i want to win this
and i know you shouldnt HAVE to say this but disclaimer should be added - no "Tested"  original print of American Lesion or rare copy.  People will want the original 500 run EP :) 




Edited by frod79 - 09/03/2020 at 16:11
"Some claim there was no great shoeman in the sky, others say the answer won't be known until the other shoe drops" - Al Bundy
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Originally posted by frod79 frod79 wrote:



My Warranty

When the offer's not bad, and you want to drive home
Am i qualified, for low interest loans?
Now is the time, to negotiate a price 
....So should i get something brand new, used or certified? 
 
It's all confusing...

My warranty, My warranty
It's only good through,  20-23
This car dealership, is also giving me 
Oil changes and scented trees
What else should i know? Are there hidden fees...
It's all a trap.

When my phone died last June, I felt so aggrieved
But it turned out in fact, I checked my receipts.
Amazon Prime, offered one year redemption  
From the date of sale my Samsung phone was safe from malfunction  
With conditions...

My warranty, My warranty
It sounds like a ruse,  until you're in need
A drop of the phone, sharp on concrete, send for repair or get one for free 
Things won't be so bad, boy i feel relieved. I'm glad I have, my dear warranty

Sometimes there's a sane reason... to invest in one

Oh My warranty My warranty
Exclusions apply, expressed guarantee
Just read the fine print, Paragraph Three
Limitations of liability
Some jurisdictions will void remedy
Legal, binding, and stat-u-tory
Non-Transferrable, there's so much to read...
You're all I have, My dear warranty...





This is real funny.
One can see your occupation might be lawyer-related stuff.
No equality
No opportunity
No tolerance for the progressive alternative
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somewhat tangentially related yes, im in the mortgage industry.

Contest Parody submitted!


Edited by frod79 - 09/05/2020 at 10:30
"Some claim there was no great shoeman in the sky, others say the answer won't be known until the other shoe drops" - Al Bundy
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I don't have a full song, but this is what I sometimes think when I hear "Bored and extremely dangerous" just before the chorus


I'm smart to the extreme
sharp like a laser beam
no Illusions
this business is not right for me

my monologues are long
no wonder I write songs
in conclusion
i'm the only punk singer with a Ph. D.
Whoa-oh-oh oh
a Ph. Deeeee

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