On the weekend our friend Joe Clark happened upon a few minutes' coverage of the Bad Religion vs. the Punks hockey match in Vancouver on MuchMusic's _Fax_ weekly roundup. He tells us of some pretty sexually-arousing locker-room footage showing a shirtless Fearless Leader, l'Homme Greg, explaining why they won or lost (Joe can't remember which, though he's sure the score was 5-0 (thanks Joe!! unfortunately, Andrew Davidson assures us the score was more like 11-4 in favour of the radio station)). ""Our bass player, Jay Bentley, played goal." Greg has short hair on his chest and stomach. We approve of this. All the other players were built like heroin addicts. (The rock & roll life-style?). Expect a rematch next year, we are told".